Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
When you've mastered the art of patience but forgot to press 'fast forward' on life 🌳⏳
When you've mastered the art of patience but forgot to press 'fast forward' on life ๐ŸŒณโณ
1 year ago
388
🚀 When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! 🌌💩
๐Ÿš€ When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
380
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
1 year ago
176
This is one clever way to filter out applicants 😂.  Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? 📰
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
1 year ago
312
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
212
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! 🚢😅
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
325
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult 😂
Me trying to escape my responsibilities as an adult ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour 🦢🚣‍♂️
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
404
When you mock gamers, but 4chan steals your soul instead 🎮🖥️😂
When you mock gamers, but 4chan steals your soul instead ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
341
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" ✨✨✨
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" โœจโœจโœจ
1 year ago
361
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
1 year ago
221
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
364
From tiny taster to Flavortown mayor 🍔😎
From tiny taster to Flavortown mayor ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
190
Me trying to cancel my student loans
Me trying to cancel my student loans
1 year ago
244