When the sun greets you with a metal scream 🎸☀️😱
When the sun greets you with a metal scream ๐ŸŽธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
75
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.🇺🇸🎢
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
148
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
190
The ultimate workday countdown strategy! 😂⏰ #TimeManagement
The ultimate workday countdown strategy! ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ #TimeManagement
1 year ago
128
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' 📱🙈
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ™ˆ
10 months ago
131
🔍 Spotting the difference: it's not just for files! 😉
๐Ÿ” Spotting the difference: it's not just for files! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
164
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. 😂
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
When solutions take a weird turn 😂🤔
When solutions take a weird turn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
184
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
126
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... 🤦‍♂️👑🍷
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿท
1 year ago
109
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
1 year ago
75
When the question gets lost in translation! 🤔📊
When the question gets lost in translation! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“Š
1 year ago
144
POV: You are driving at night and see this. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
187
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. 🚂💨
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ
6 months ago
105
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
60