Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
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This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. 😂
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
When life gives you floods, go wakeboarding! 🌊🛻
When life gives you floods, go wakeboarding! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ›ป
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a normal person at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
1 year ago
147
🎯 When your screen becomes the meme's target zone! 🖥️💥
๐ŸŽฏ When your screen becomes the meme's target zone! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
235
When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day 💪🐦
When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
239
When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! 🦇🦸‍♂️
When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
143
Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! 😂
Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) 😭
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
282
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 year ago
209
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
Navigating modern sins one app at a time 📱😂
Navigating modern sins one app at a time ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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