"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
201
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed 💀
Me trying to explain to my conservative grandma why her logic is flawed ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
298
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
1 year ago
187
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
1 year ago
398
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
331
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. 💀
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
359
When your secret plans go up in smoke 🚬📱🚗
When your secret plans go up in smoke ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
393
When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
295
Me trying to impress my crush after seeing them for the first time in forever ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
399
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. 😭
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
402
When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
211
Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 😂
Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
329
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
328
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
190