Me trying to escape Monday morning after a relaxing weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' 🌌🤖
When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
147
When you lose 3 grand but tell everyone you about to make some serious dough. Where is the nearest bakery?? 😂
When you lose 3 grand but tell everyone you about to make some serious dough. Where is the nearest bakery?? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
When your coffee preference says more than words ever could! ☕️😅
When your coffee preference says more than words ever could! โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
300
When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. 🔥🌊
When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŠ
6 months ago
278
When you finally beat the final boss after 100 attempts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
144
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! 😂
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
330
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" 😂.  Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* 🏴‍☠️.  Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
1 year ago
218
🏴‍☠️ When pirate parties have unexpected vibes! 🤔
๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ When pirate parties have unexpected vibes! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
240
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of 💩.
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
3 months ago
191
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
230
When you and your international friends are united in flipping off the world… or maybe just the photographer 😂🌎
When you and your international friends are united in flipping off the worldโ€ฆ or maybe just the photographer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŽ
1 year ago
184
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" 
Everyone: 🙄
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
147
When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes 😂
When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224