Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 year ago
152
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
1 year ago
181
Mission Impossible: Cat Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
260
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
103
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: 🧐
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
203
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. 😉
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
242
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds 😂
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? 🤔
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
249
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. 🐴🚲
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿšฒ
1 year ago
118
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist 😂🐔
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
197
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
1 year ago
261
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
116
Me trying to level up my life 🫠
Me trying to level up my life ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
92
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats 😂
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174