Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
123
When motivational quotes take a dark turn... 🚫✈️📚
When motivational quotes take a dark turn... ๐Ÿšซโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
237
Mission Impossible: Cat Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
260
When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: 🤬
When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
184
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny 🍔🥺🍕
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
163
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
226
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
1 year ago
130
When you're king of the playground and ready to defend your turf 👑🌳
When you're king of the playground and ready to defend your turf ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒณ
11 months ago
187
Me when someone offers me food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
244
Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth.  Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not.  Just tell her it's 'character development'. 😂
Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
Yo dawg, I heard yo dawg likes yo-yos so we put yo dawg in a yo-yo so yo dawg can yo-yo while yo dawg yo-yos. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard yo dawg likes yo-yos so we put yo dawg in a yo-yo so yo dawg can yo-yo while yo dawg yo-yos. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
224
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharing…or is it? 🤔
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
198
When 'Back to School' gets a little too sharp! 🍎✏️🔪
When 'Back to School' gets a little too sharp! ๐ŸŽโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
157
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride 😂🙏
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
181