Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me 🏃‍♀️😅
Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
135
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
10 days ago
35
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? 🤔🍝
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ
1 year ago
210
Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones 😂📚
Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
148
That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
10 months ago
294
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar!  🌑🍪
That's no moon...it's a cookie jar! ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿช
1 year ago
240
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
281
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. 😂
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
208
When you're 12 and think you're a player 😂 #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
When you're 12 and think you're a player ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
1 year ago
140
When the quiet kid joins the fray 😂 #darkhumor #unexpected
When the quiet kid joins the fray ๐Ÿ˜‚ #darkhumor #unexpected
1 year ago
216
POV: it's summer break and you don't have a pool so you improvise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
263
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
307
It's-a me! High-ario!
It's-a me! High-ario!
1 year ago
296
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. 😭
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
298