Me trying to convince my mom I don't need a bath ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
307
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
152
When world leaders mix up dinner plans 🤦‍♂️🍜🔄🍽️
When world leaders mix up dinner plans ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
395
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* 💪🍑👌
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ
1 year ago
351
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time 😂
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
407
When dad knows you better than you know yourself 😂👀
When dad knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
346
When you ask a politician for a simple audit of where the taxpayer money went.
When you ask a politician for a simple audit of where the taxpayer money went.
4 months ago
241
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": 🐔🍳🤔
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
215
When you take dark humor to a whole new level... 🌑😬
When you take dark humor to a whole new level... ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
352
90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 😂.  Level 99 grandma ain't playing!👵🕹️
90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Level 99 grandma ain't playing!๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
193
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. 🤔
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
301
A very important Public Service Announcement from someone who learned the hard way. Don't be like Marlana's parents. 😭
A very important Public Service Announcement from someone who learned the hard way. Don't be like Marlana's parents. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
331
When solving a Rubik’s Cube is part of the family planning! 😂🧠
When solving a Rubikโ€™s Cube is part of the family planning! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
372
When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didn’t exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. 😂
When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didnโ€™t exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
When mom knows a little too much about the government ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
361