When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield 😂
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
153
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940.  He’s been collecting data for a while now. 🕵️‍♂️😂
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
156
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂.  Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐Ÿ˜‚. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
1 year ago
89
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰
Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. ๐Ÿฅฐ Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
110
When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.🧘‍♂️ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
1 year ago
115
😬 Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
๐Ÿ˜ฌ Yikes... this one is walking a tightrope between humor and bad taste.
11 months ago
143
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
175
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 😢📱
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
141
POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
POV: You're showing off your new trampoline tricks to impress your crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
When your new phone becomes your 'preciousssss' 🤳💍
When your new phone becomes your 'preciousssss' ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
154
When life gives you onions, plant them in style! 🌱👠
When life gives you onions, plant them in style! ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‘ 
1 year ago
138
Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": 🤔
Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
114
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
56