It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
9 months ago
292
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
Me when my mom asks me to grab something from the car at 3 AM
1 year ago
220
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
240
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
230
When your friend plays bangers in the car ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
171
When Pikachu merges with your wardrobe ⚡🎮😄
When Pikachu merges with your wardrobe โšก๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜„
1 year ago
319
Etiquette matters, even in love! 🍣😳
Etiquette matters, even in love! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
210
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
252
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
1 year ago
248
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
309
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
276
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
231
When life gives you water bottles, defy gravity! 💪💦
When life gives you water bottles, defy gravity! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
206
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219