Some food crimes are so unforgivable that even the brand itself has to block you. 💀
Some food crimes are so unforgivable that even the brand itself has to block you. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
439
Me trying to impress my crush by showing off my nonexistent upper body strength. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
328
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
10 months ago
463
Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
541
When romance is on a McBudget 🍔💰🤦‍♂️
When romance is on a McBudget ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
287
I can't believe it's not irony! 😂
I can't believe it's not irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
185
This absolute legend gave the lockdown police a run for their money. The best catch of the day wasn't a fish. 😂🎣
This absolute legend gave the lockdown police a run for their money. The best catch of the day wasn't a fish. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
237
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke 😂
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿง•
1 year ago
399
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
383
When your VR date is sweeter than reality! 🍦😎
When your VR date is sweeter than reality! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
350
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
1 year ago
287