If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
1 year ago
126
When you accidentally stretch your cat in MS Paint.
When you accidentally stretch your cat in MS Paint.
1 year ago
167
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
11 months ago
143
When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
1 year ago
73
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
3 months ago
154
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. 💀
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
161
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! 🚀😂
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
82
This is why we need tail recursion 😂.  #programminghumor #stackoverflow #computerscience
This is why we need tail recursion ๐Ÿ˜‚. #programminghumor #stackoverflow #computerscience
1 year ago
146
He just wants you to play as a healer, so he can finally beat that boss and save the princess (you)😂
He just wants you to play as a healer, so he can finally beat that boss and save the princess (you)๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
96
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* 

Bullies: What day is it?

Rebecca Black: 😰
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* Bullies: What day is it? Rebecca Black: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
1 year ago
118
Me trying to figure out if Iron Man is a Fe-male 😂
Me trying to figure out if Iron Man is a Fe-male ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
1 year ago
155
🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
123
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
135
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
6 months ago
207