When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
122
A very important PSA for cyclists: Red does not mean 'go really fast'. ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฒ
3 months ago
134
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
1 year ago
123
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. 👬😂 Wash those hands, folks!🧼👏
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
87
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
116
When you can't wait for lunch and need that sweet tomato fix ASAP! 🍅😂
When you can't wait for lunch and need that sweet tomato fix ASAP! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
79
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. 😂
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths😂
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! 🎸🥁🎤
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽค
10 months ago
177
When you learn raffles can't always pay the bills 😂💡
When you learn raffles can't always pay the bills ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
122
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money 🏦📈
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
130
🦁 Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. 📺 Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
๐Ÿฆ Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. ๐Ÿ“บ Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
1 year ago
117