Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐
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He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐ฉ ๐
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Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:
"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐ค๐ถ
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When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโt get it ๐
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So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐ค
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When diplomacy finally brings world peace... ๐โ๏ธ
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She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. ๐๐
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When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
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When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch ๐คซ๐
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Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! ๐๐
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When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. ๐
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When you become the hero even during a haircut ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ #BabysitterReeves
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When you charge your special attack for too long ๐
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When you suddenly remember an embarrassing moment from the past ๐
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle"
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐