He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
425
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
270
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
397
When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you don’t get it 😂
When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
335
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
333
When diplomacy finally brings world peace... 🍔✌️
When diplomacy finally brings world peace... ๐Ÿ”โœŒ๏ธ
1 year ago
229
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. 🐍😇
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‡
1 year ago
366
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
1 year ago
193
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
337
Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! 📈👕
Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‘•
1 year ago
382
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. 😂
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
390
When you become the hero even during a haircut 🦸‍♂️💇‍♀️📚 #BabysitterReeves
When you become the hero even during a haircut ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“š #BabysitterReeves
1 year ago
214
When you charge your special attack for too long 😂
When you charge your special attack for too long ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
When you suddenly remember an embarrassing moment from the past ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
283
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166