When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
281
When you accidentally anger the entire Lollipop Guild and have to make a run for it. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
188
When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
When being polite goes extinct ๐Ÿ˜‚. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
1 year ago
229
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
232
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
242
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
330
This supermarket's soda aisle is more pixelated than my old Gameboy screen 😂. Level up your hydration game with Mario and Luigi! 🍄
This supermarket's soda aisle is more pixelated than my old Gameboy screen ๐Ÿ˜‚. Level up your hydration game with Mario and Luigi! ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
153
When you're adulting too hard and need a timeout 💤😴
When you're adulting too hard and need a timeout ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
251
Delegating moral responsibility to a machine. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
Delegating moral responsibility to a machine. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿค”
18 days ago
81
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
5 months ago
359
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
231
Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated 😂
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When the forest critters know your every move... 🔪🐰
When the forest critters know your every move... ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฐ
1 year ago
308
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
252
When your laundry day turns into a bubble party! 🫧😅
When your laundry day turns into a bubble party! ๐Ÿซง๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
284