Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie 😭
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
309
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
398
Hold my beer while I do some absolutely amazing swing stunts.
1 year ago
291
Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": 🤔
Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
295
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom 😂
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
326
Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup 🌈🤪
Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
335
When your kid schools you on multitasking 📱🤔👶
When your kid schools you on multitasking ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
175
Me trying to impress my crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. 😂
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
442
Me pretending to care about deadlines after submitting assignments two minutes before midnight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. 😬
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
370
That awkward moment when your bank's fraud alert thinks you're the thief. Do you see him? Yes, it's me. 👀
That awkward moment when your bank's fraud alert thinks you're the thief. Do you see him? Yes, it's me. ๐Ÿ‘€
2 months ago
144
Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby 😂 #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby ๐Ÿ˜‚ #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
1 year ago
298
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. 🤘
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
287
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
1 year ago
196