Reality check: suave in your mind, awkward in reality 🤵😎👉👈
Reality check: suave in your mind, awkward in reality ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
1 year ago
250
When 'sharpening the relationship' gets taken literally 😂🔪
When 'sharpening the relationship' gets taken literally ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
427
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
330
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
450
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather 😂
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
348
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out 😂
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
366
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. 🤣
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
376
Me trying to catch the train on Monday morning after a crazy weekend๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
1 year ago
335
When you’re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation 🇩🇪🇹🇷
When youโ€™re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
1 year ago
346
When you are chilling on the couch and someone tries to disturb your peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
324
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
8 months ago
314
When your in-game pep talk turns into a novel 📚🎮
When your in-game pep talk turns into a novel ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
357
Two heads are better than one.🤔
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
345