When you try to stay serious but that Carlton dance pops in your head! 😂🕺
When you try to stay serious but that Carlton dance pops in your head! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
120
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
125
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
79
When you take 'stairway to heaven' a bit too literally 😂🚧
When you take 'stairway to heaven' a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšง
1 year ago
126
When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! 🚀💪
When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ช
10 months ago
104
When you finally find the dog that's been laughing at you after every miss ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
When you fail, you land on your butt. When I fail, I faceplant the floor and break my face. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. 💀
When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. ๐Ÿ’€
8 days ago
35
Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". 😂
Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When you're the bungee cord's biggest competitor 🤣🚗📦
When you're the bungee cord's biggest competitor ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 year ago
72
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
10 months ago
95
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
76
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
11 months ago
187
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... 🤖😂
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
123
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. ✨🧘‍♂️😂
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129