When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. 🍔
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. ๐Ÿ”
8 months ago
284
When you and your friend get different answers on the same math problem 😂
When you and your friend get different answers on the same math problem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. 🚀
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
11 months ago
408
When coding languages get their fan clubs 😂🖥️
When coding languages get their fan clubs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
330
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
1 year ago
329
Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations 🍑🧐
Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง
1 year ago
354
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
They had me at 'endless possibilities' and 'great guys' tbh. Packing my bags! โœˆ๏ธ
4 months ago
277
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
330
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
1 year ago
177
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
1 year ago
173
Uncle Sam when he says he wants "world peace"๐Ÿคก๐ŸŒŽ
1 year ago
253
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. 😂
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
When immortality comes with unexpected side effects 😂🧛‍♂️
When immortality comes with unexpected side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
206
Passenger safety is our number one priority. Sort of. 😂🏍️
Passenger safety is our number one priority. Sort of. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ๏ธ
1 year ago
384