Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? 🤔 I guess we'll never know for sure 😂
So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️📚😂
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. 😂 #nailedit #wildlifeart
Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nailedit #wildlifeart
1 year ago
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Me trying to have a private moment in my own home 😂 #privacy #nosy #securitycamera
Me trying to have a private moment in my own home ๐Ÿ˜‚ #privacy #nosy #securitycamera
1 year ago
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When the code compiles but the mission isn't quite human-proof 🙃
When the code compiles but the mission isn't quite human-proof ๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
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Me and the boys showing up at the all-you-can-eat buffet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
1 year ago
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Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Tyler, The Creator dropping some controversial wisdom on how to deal with online haters back in 2012. 🚶‍♂️💻
Tyler, The Creator dropping some controversial wisdom on how to deal with online haters back in 2012. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
6 months ago
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Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. 😬
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. 😭
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
137
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster 😂
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Bryce Harper and Hunter Strickland's fight after Harper hit a home run off Strickland three years prior ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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