Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
120
When unlocking premium feels like a geometry exam 🤯🔍
When unlocking premium feels like a geometry exam ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
96
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
130
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
75
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
1 year ago
104
🍽️ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! 🇬🇧🤣
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
144
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
55
When Anonymous delivers justice, even the internet takes a bow 👀💻
When Anonymous delivers justice, even the internet takes a bow ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
135
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
1 year ago
133
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂  Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity.  "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When your home defense strategy is straight out of a fever dream 😂🔫🏡
When your home defense strategy is straight out of a fever dream ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿก
1 year ago
82
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally 😂
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
83
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. 💀 The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. 😂
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. 😂
Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105