Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' 🔫😂
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
110
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
248
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means mowing down a Charmander. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
352
When you think it's serious, but it's just about the umbrella! ☔😂
When you think it's serious, but it's just about the umbrella! โ˜”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds 💥🧠
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
312
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
228
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied:

Card Declined
Go Fund Yourself
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
1 year ago
168
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
When yoga and bubble baths just don’t cut it anymore! 😈🛀
When yoga and bubble baths just donโ€™t cut it anymore! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
221
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. 😂
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
1 year ago
154
When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. 🔥😂
When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
281
When your Sunday best is also your 'movie night' outfit 😂🙏
When your Sunday best is also your 'movie night' outfit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
187
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
1 year ago
131
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
134