This cat is playing the long con. 😹
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
238
This USB drive is so fetch. It's like a Transformer, but for your files. 💾🐾
This USB drive is so fetch. It's like a Transformer, but for your files. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
247
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. 👻📼
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ผ
9 months ago
208
A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. 😂
A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
When you go back to work after the weekend and forget how to human ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
201
When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... 🏙️🚫
When edgy jokes cross skyscraper-high lines... ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
307
When the speed radar thinks you're a Formula 1 car, but you're actually a fighter jet 🏎️✈️🚓
When the speed radar thinks you're a Formula 1 car, but you're actually a fighter jet ๐ŸŽ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
223
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿด and discover the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
279
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" 💸😂
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
245
When you get arrested for loving your neighbor’s kid a little TOO much 😂 #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 year ago
196
When the answers don’t add up! 😂📚
When the answers donโ€™t add up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
254