Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
233
⚽️ When a tie feels like a victory! 🎉🇺🇸🇬🇧
โšฝ๏ธ When a tie feels like a victory! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
1 year ago
328
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
7 months ago
385
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
328
Building a giant telescope and a mirror in space 10 light-years away to see yourself 20 years ago 😂. When you desperately need to retrieve that embarrassing childhood photo.
Building a giant telescope and a mirror in space 10 light-years away to see yourself 20 years ago ๐Ÿ˜‚. When you desperately need to retrieve that embarrassing childhood photo.
1 year ago
213
When your very specific 'geopolitical concern' gets a one-word diagnosis from your therapist. ✍️
When your very specific 'geopolitical concern' gets a one-word diagnosis from your therapist. โœ๏ธ
3 months ago
232
When your desk is so clean, even Einstein would wonder if you've transcended genius 😂🧠
When your desk is so clean, even Einstein would wonder if you've transcended genius ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
319
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
322
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
1 year ago
359
Me trying to learn how to defend in FIFA ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. 🌍📸
Meanwhile in Britain, it's the United Nations of school photos. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
310
The eternal struggle: Linux updates are a coffee break, Windows updates are a journey through a wormhole. ⏳🚀
The eternal struggle: Linux updates are a coffee break, Windows updates are a journey through a wormhole. โณ๐Ÿš€
2 months ago
180
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start an OnlyFans. The ultimate plot twist.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start an OnlyFans. The ultimate plot twist.
1 year ago
279
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
304
When you see someone wearing a t-shirt with your face on it, and you're the laughing guy meme 😂
When you see someone wearing a t-shirt with your face on it, and you're the laughing guy meme ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
223