When she says she likes her car cleaned with a special touch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
🍔 When social distancing means staying away from salads! 🤔💬
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
124
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
108
POV: you're hanging with your best friend. Literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
138
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
3 months ago
147
When natural disasters seem kinder than political ones 😂🌍
When natural disasters seem kinder than political ones ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
126
90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 😂.  Level 99 grandma ain't playing!👵🕹️
90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Level 99 grandma ain't playing!๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
68
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world 😂
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. 🍔
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐Ÿ”
8 months ago
134
Me trying to put in eye drops
Me trying to put in eye drops
1 year ago
108
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
113
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elements… plus one other crucial element.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elementsโ€ฆ plus one other crucial element.
1 year ago
86
When you accidentally print a document to the paper shredder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
11 months ago
149
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
122