Me trying to impress my crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
When the Men’s Rights Activists ask the Women’s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels 😂🥪
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
1 year ago
298
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
10 months ago
558
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. 🎮❤️
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. ๐ŸŽฎโค๏ธ
4 months ago
296
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
7 months ago
462
A Whole New World... of grocery shopping and fast food runs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
312
When your friend says he's taken some karate classes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
When you accidentally print your boarding pass on the wrong paper.
1 year ago
340
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
304
When you want the brands, but the brands don't want you in their price range 😂
When you want the brands, but the brands don't want you in their price range ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
386
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
258
When you need 16 tabs just to feel productive 🤓💻
When you need 16 tabs just to feel productive ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
405
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
432