Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my friends to watch Vikings with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When procrastination is your middle name 📅💪 'Not today!'
When procrastination is your middle name ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ’ช 'Not today!'
1 year ago
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Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
1 year ago
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When you think your new shoes are the future but Kevin Durant hits you with a legendary roast. That's a violation! 💀
When you think your new shoes are the future but Kevin Durant hits you with a legendary roast. That's a violation! ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
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When you're adulting, but still a kid at heart 🐼🎠
When you're adulting, but still a kid at heart ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ 
1 year ago
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When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
10 months ago
106
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
1 year ago
131
When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
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When you have to deliver the F1 car to the track on time but there's traffic ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
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When Grandma's secret ingredient is a plot twist! 🍪😳
When Grandma's secret ingredient is a plot twist! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
140
When you're a wrestling fan, but also have a sweet tooth 🍰🤼‍♂️😂 This cake is ready to rumble! #WrestlingCake #SweetVictory
When you're a wrestling fan, but also have a sweet tooth ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ This cake is ready to rumble! #WrestlingCake #SweetVictory
1 year ago
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