My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spot… He didn’t specify how. 😂
My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spotโ€ฆ He didnโ€™t specify how. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
437
Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
Me trying to get signal for my phone after entering an elevator
1 year ago
275
Me after checking WebMD for a headache 😂
Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
When the forest critters know your every move... 🔪🐰
When the forest critters know your every move... ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฐ
1 year ago
415
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
Me trying to hold my life together ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
298
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
When you use your EFTPOS machine to pay at an ATM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger:  'Sup, stripes?'🐅
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
1 year ago
201
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. 😭
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
173
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
195
When wingman bets turn into heartbreak 💸😂
When wingman bets turn into heartbreak ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
310
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 😢📱
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
373
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
346
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
8 months ago
413
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
519