When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
68
When your big withdrawal turns into a global economic rollercoaster 🎢💸
When your big withdrawal turns into a global economic rollercoaster ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
93
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
143
POV: you perform a pig prank. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿท
1 year ago
78
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
1 year ago
111
When you realize that the spacing between the trees are just more faces staring at you. 💀
When you realize that the spacing between the trees are just more faces staring at you. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
148
God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
117
When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item 😂📬
When 'Lickie Stickie' becomes a collector's item ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฌ
10 months ago
97
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Hillary: I don't know what to say... Obama: Say you'll step aside. Hillary:🤯
Hillary: I don't know what to say... Obama: Say you'll step aside. Hillary:๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
88
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns 🍽️😂
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
Talk about a complicated relationship status. 😬
Talk about a complicated relationship status. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
154
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
128
When Kanye helps Hank with the grilling.
When Kanye helps Hank with the grilling.
1 year ago
119
This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
100