Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
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Some problems require... unconventional solutions. 💩🔪🥶
Some problems require... unconventional solutions. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฅถ
9 months ago
128
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. 🤔😂
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
134
Me trying to catch the spider in my room so I can relocate it outside without harming it. (It's a Huntsman, I'm not insane.) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When wordplay takes an unexpected turn! 😳📚
When wordplay takes an unexpected turn! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
109
When the Simpsons upgrade to *high* definition 😂🍁
When the Simpsons upgrade to *high* definition ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ
1 year ago
93
American vs Japanese censorship 😂.  If you know what I mean 😏
American vs Japanese censorship ๐Ÿ˜‚. If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
130
🦖 When your hoodie game is as fierce as a T-Rex! #RoarPower
๐Ÿฆ– When your hoodie game is as fierce as a T-Rex! #RoarPower
1 year ago
101
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
1 year ago
139
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one 😂. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings.  This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. 💀
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one ๐Ÿ˜‚. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings. This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
104
When 'hiding' your location becomes a political art form 😂🏠
When 'hiding' your location becomes a political art form ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
138
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
Me running away from any commitment 😂
Me running away from any commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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