Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging 😂
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
When you desperately want to go water skiing but also need to pick up the kids from school๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
299
Legolas has seen some stuff. 👀
Legolas has seen some stuff. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
137
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
When dads try to teach their kids about the world 😂. But hey, at least he's trying...right? 🤔 #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
When dads try to teach their kids about the world ๐Ÿ˜‚. But hey, at least he's trying...right? ๐Ÿค” #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
1 year ago
180
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
5 months ago
290
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase.  It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! 🕷️💥🎮
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
253
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? 🍁
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? ๐Ÿ
11 months ago
210
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting.  Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer 😂🌈
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting. Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
205
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally 😂
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
238
Florida Man proving that anyone can become a nuclear physicist with enough scrap and a little bit of... ✨radiation✨
Florida Man proving that anyone can become a nuclear physicist with enough scrap and a little bit of... โœจradiationโœจ
1 year ago
147
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
295
When you realize the aquarium glass is interactive and touch sensitive ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
319
Me at 25 realizing I'm living the same life I did at 5. 😴
Me at 25 realizing I'm living the same life I did at 5. ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
197