Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
1 year ago
111
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. 💀
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
228
The ultimate dilemma:🥓 or👩?  Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. 🤔
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
170
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
200
Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights.  🤑
Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights. ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
140
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession 🍬💌
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ
1 year ago
151
When the only surgeon around is...you 🏥✂️🧊
When the only surgeon around is...you ๐Ÿฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ
1 year ago
155
Scientists have finally discovered the solution to defying gravity ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿž๐Ÿคฏ #antigravitycat #toast
1 year ago
135
He's out of line, but he's right. 🤔
He's out of line, but he's right. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
233
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield 😂
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
213
When your sense of humor is darker than my grandma's burnt toast 💀
When your sense of humor is darker than my grandma's burnt toast ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
219
When you're the true OG of higher education 🎓😎
When you're the true OG of higher education ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
164
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer 😂🏦⚽️ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆโšฝ๏ธ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
1 year ago
205