When 'positive' takes on a whole new meaning 😂🌈
When 'positive' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
278
🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
241
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn 😂❤️
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
1 year ago
221
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL.  The circle of life.
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 year ago
256
When your car's 'high-tech dock' has a mind of its own 📱🚗👌 #OldSchoolTech
When your car's 'high-tech dock' has a mind of its own ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘Œ #OldSchoolTech
1 year ago
255
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
1 year ago
248
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 year ago
256
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. 😂
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
236
When the question gets lost in translation! 🤔📊
When the question gets lost in translation! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“Š
1 year ago
406
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. 😬 #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
1 year ago
228
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
1 year ago
297
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
230
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I don’t have to socialize 😂
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. 😭
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
348