When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐โค๏ธ
1 year ago
221
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 year ago
256
When your car's 'high-tech dock' has a mind of its own ๐ฑ๐๐ #OldSchoolTech
1 year ago
255
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐ญ๐
1 year ago
192
This joke is outta this world!
1 year ago
248
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐
1 year ago
256
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐
10 months ago
236
When the question gets lost in translation! ๐ค๐
1 year ago
406
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
1 year ago
228
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
1 year ago
297
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐ฝ
1 year ago
230
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโt have to socialize ๐
1 year ago
172
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. ๐ญ