Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. ๐Ÿš€
7 months ago
130
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths😂
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? 💍😂
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
142
When Captain Crack Patches is the hero we didn't know we needed! ⚓💾
When Captain Crack Patches is the hero we didn't know we needed! โš“๐Ÿ’พ
1 year ago
68
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! 🤣🔪
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
112
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
127
When you take the 'Start Me Up' sign a little too literally. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
5 months ago
213
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there 🤔🚀
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
102
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
116
When you finally understand Stephen Hawking's theory of everything and your knees buckle from the sheer weight of the knowledge.🤯
When you finally understand Stephen Hawking's theory of everything and your knees buckle from the sheer weight of the knowledge.๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
119
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
1 year ago
129
When the raid is more important than the flood alert 🌊🎮
When the raid is more important than the flood alert ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
120
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot 🥩😂
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
60
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong 💪
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
131