When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
187
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar 😂
When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. 😂
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. ๐Ÿง 
9 months ago
223
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
164
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong 💪
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
200
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
127
Me trying to convince Chrome to accept my cookies after it keeps rejecting them 😭
Me trying to convince Chrome to accept my cookies after it keeps rejecting them ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
193
Homer has discovered basic biology, and it's blowing his mind 🤯
Homer has discovered basic biology, and it's blowing his mind ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
203
Bill Gates, the original tech bro.  He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. 😎
Bill Gates, the original tech bro. He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
187
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
1 year ago
174
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
1 year ago
138
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite 🥶🔥
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
187
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
170
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood 🍽️😂 #NotForEveryone
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NotForEveryone
1 year ago
225