When politeness meets paranoia 😂. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
When politeness meets paranoia ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
1 year ago
155
When your daycare buddy shows up in bear-y interesting fashion 🐻🤗
When your daycare buddy shows up in bear-y interesting fashion ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—
1 year ago
233
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! 😂
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
248
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! 😂
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
206
When your boss makes 💰 but dental coverage is 'a stretch' 🤔💸
When your boss makes ๐Ÿ’ฐ but dental coverage is 'a stretch' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
303
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. 🥪🤢
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿคข
1 month ago
78
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. 💀
So you're telling me there's a level below 'greasy creep' and I'm it? Well, that's just great. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
307
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
161
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event 😂
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
335
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
1 year ago
229
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131