When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through 😭
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
126
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! 🤔 #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿค” #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
1 year ago
257
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
216
Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
1 year ago
227
🔫 When losing a hand is just the beginning of your drama 🗡️😂
๐Ÿ”ซ When losing a hand is just the beginning of your drama ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! 🍻
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿป
1 month ago
93
When you're expecting a show and get a baa-d surprise instead! 🐑💃
When you're expecting a show and get a baa-d surprise instead! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
206
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* 
The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: ๐Ÿ”ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
153
POV: It's 1997 and you hear the teletubbies theme song ๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
228
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
10 months ago
281
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
1 year ago
123
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. 😉🥤
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅค
1 year ago
198
When you accidentally open the front camera 😂
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
116