PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. 
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? 🤔 
PETA: *blocks Greg* 😂
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐Ÿค” PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
1 year ago
115
When the existential dread kicks in but you realize your apartment is on the second floor.
1 year ago
89
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
76
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
72
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
142
When you ask for the harshest reality truth and the universe delivers a knockout punch about the modern job market. 😭
When you ask for the harshest reality truth and the universe delivers a knockout punch about the modern job market. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
146
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. ๐ŸŽค
7 months ago
174
The evolution of art is a beautiful thing to witness. 🥲
The evolution of art is a beautiful thing to witness. ๐Ÿฅฒ
9 months ago
151
POV: Me during math class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
68
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this 🤔😂
When you try to explain your weekend plans to your family and they look at you like this ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: 🌨️❄️
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
119
Unplugging from reality 🤔💭 What would you choose to become?
Unplugging from reality ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ What would you choose to become?
1 year ago
64
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
66
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
5 months ago
192