Shiba Inu in a hot dog bed. Now that's a *hot diggity dog*! 🌭
Shiba Inu in a hot dog bed. Now that's a *hot diggity dog*! ๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
393
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
Google translate be like:
English - Be cunning.
Czech - Be a Jew.
Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.
1 year ago
368
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
1 year ago
303
Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
1 year ago
175
When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. 🥲
When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. ๐Ÿฅฒ
2 months ago
183
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
334
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
293
A very important Public Service Announcement from someone who learned the hard way. Don't be like Marlana's parents. 😭
A very important Public Service Announcement from someone who learned the hard way. Don't be like Marlana's parents. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
331
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" 😂
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
371
When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! 😂👚
When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘š
1 year ago
399
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
11 months ago
469
Judge me by my pizza, do you? 🤔🍕
Judge me by my pizza, do you? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
256
When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314