Living the ultimate 'ruff' life on a burger throne 🍔🐶
Living the ultimate 'ruff' life on a burger throne ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
298
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! 🤩 Is it double the fine or a free pass? 🤔 The suspense is killing me! 😂
Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐Ÿคฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐Ÿค” The suspense is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
1 year ago
395
Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
209
When you realize your elbows can see better than you... 🤯👀
When you realize your elbows can see better than you... ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
223
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry 😭💰
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
214
Nailed it. 😂
Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
357
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
240
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. โœจ
1 year ago
311
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! 😅🔧👶
When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
377
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. 🚒🚂
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‚
6 months ago
316
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
258
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
8 months ago
403