Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
Living the ultimate 'ruff' life on a burger throne ๐๐ถ
1 year ago
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Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐คฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐ค The suspense is killing me! ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐ #silenceisgolden
1 year ago
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Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐ค๐ฅ
10 months ago
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When you realize your elbows can see better than you... ๐คฏ๐
1 year ago
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When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry ๐ญ๐ฐ
1 year ago
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Nailed it. ๐
1 year ago
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Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ๐ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
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My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. โจ
1 year ago
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Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐
1 year ago
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When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! ๐ ๐ง๐ถ
1 year ago
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When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. ๐๐
6 months ago
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Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐ฅ๐จ
1 year ago
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I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ