When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
1 year ago
212
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
218
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
280
When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior 😂
When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office 🍴😬
When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
456
Me trying to complete GTA missions without cheats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? 💪🛒
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ›’
1 year ago
212
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. 😳
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
410
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
200
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
486
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
376
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs 💀
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
321
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
1 year ago
310
When you can't tell the difference between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese people 😂
When you can't tell the difference between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
11 months ago
437