When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. 📜✍️
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ
13 days ago
52
From tiny taster to Flavortown mayor 🍔😎
From tiny taster to Flavortown mayor ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
94
When your Christmas dreams turn into a DIY project... 🎄😅
When your Christmas dreams turn into a DIY project... ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
259
This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. 😂
This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 year ago
209
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
5 months ago
265
She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: 🤔
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
104
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
1 year ago
102
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
1 year ago
168
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
216
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
๐Ÿค” If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? ๐Ÿคฏ Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
137
The neighborhood watch committee is having a serious discussion about the recent bird feeder situation.
The neighborhood watch committee is having a serious discussion about the recent bird feeder situation.
1 year ago
186
When you take 'doggone it' to a whole new level! 🐾😂
When you take 'doggone it' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115