When your friends are ready to go home, but you're not ready to leave the party ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PartyAnimal
1 year ago
110
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. 💸
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. ๐Ÿ’ธ
7 months ago
93
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse 🤬
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
100
When you win the race but lose your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #F1 #ValenciaGP #RedBull
1 year ago
108
Welcome to Hogwarts, class. Today's lesson: Defense Against the Haram Arts. 🧙‍♂️
Welcome to Hogwarts, class. Today's lesson: Defense Against the Haram Arts. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
135
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy🥓
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
85
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
127
I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🍑
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
167
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
115
When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. 👖
When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. ๐Ÿ‘–
9 months ago
133
Dodging responsibilities like a ninja 🤸‍♂️💨
Dodging responsibilities like a ninja ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
128
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
7 months ago
154
When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on 🐾🤦‍♂️
When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
113
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! 😼🏝️🚀
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
78
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
11 months ago
185