Nailed it. 😂
Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
93
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot 🥩😂
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
When the boys club becomes the girls squad 😂.  Is it just me, or does this feel relatable?
When the boys club becomes the girls squad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Is it just me, or does this feel relatable?
1 year ago
217
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #führer #instawar
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
1 year ago
173
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... 😬
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
239
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages 😂
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When art block meets the ultimate creativity booster 😎🎨
When art block meets the ultimate creativity booster ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
124
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
103
When you try to learn basic English before meeting the president of the United States, but end up having an existential crisis with him:
Obama: I'm Michelle's Husband
Mori: me too 😂
When you try to learn basic English before meeting the president of the United States, but end up having an existential crisis with him: Obama: I'm Michelle's Husband Mori: me too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
🚀 If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! 🌌🤯
๐Ÿš€ If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
186
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
169
When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
1 year ago
118
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look.  Just don't stand too close to a flame.
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
1 year ago
153
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely 😭
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
172