When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
150
Exploring the cosmos... of my own mind. What a time to be alive! 😵‍💫
Exploring the cosmos... of my own mind. What a time to be alive! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
3 months ago
240
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
226
When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
234
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. 🌭
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. ๐ŸŒญ
3 months ago
198
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
328
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means 😂
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
1 year ago
207
When Thomas reveals his 'true form' 😳🚂🕷️ #NightmareFuel
When Thomas reveals his 'true form' ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ #NightmareFuel
1 year ago
159
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
10 months ago
329
From A+ apples 🍎 to A+ diplomas 🎓 - Teacher level up!
From A+ apples ๐ŸŽ to A+ diplomas ๐ŸŽ“ - Teacher level up!
1 year ago
259
Knuckles with the galaxy brain solution to solve homophobia once and for all. What a genius! 🤯
Knuckles with the galaxy brain solution to solve homophobia once and for all. What a genius! ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
336
When tech meets sass: introducing 'she-mail' for all your multitasking needs! 📧💁‍♂️
When tech meets sass: introducing 'she-mail' for all your multitasking needs! ๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
166
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
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