Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
196
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
172
Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack 😂
Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all? 🤔😂
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 year ago
190
Shiba Inu in a hot dog bed. Now that's a *hot diggity dog*! 🌭
Shiba Inu in a hot dog bed. Now that's a *hot diggity dog*! ๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
227
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in 😂
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
The first rule of Arch Club is: you DO talk about Arch Club. Constantly. 🐧
The first rule of Arch Club is: you DO talk about Arch Club. Constantly. ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
204
When your sandwich game reaches legendary status! 🥪🔪😲
When your sandwich game reaches legendary status! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
255
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
1 year ago
134
When your friend asks you to help him move and you realize he lives on the 10th floor with no elevator ๐Ÿ˜‚ #curbyourenthusiasm #larrydavid #movingday
1 year ago
163
When your friends welcome you home with a side of roast 🤣✈️
When your friends welcome you home with a side of roast ๐Ÿคฃโœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
173
Me trying to use the force like Obi-Wan Kenobi to clear the bar
1 year ago
111
When your childhood was a sugar-coated training montage 🍭🤣
When your childhood was a sugar-coated training montage ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
147
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: 🤣
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
211