When life gives you gray hairs but your game stays fresh! 🎣👴😂
When life gives you gray hairs but your game stays fresh! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
1 year ago
214
A tale of two continents and their differing views on blasters. This is the way. 🇺🇸
A tale of two continents and their differing views on blasters. This is the way. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months ago
339
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate.  📵😂
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
218
When you ask a politician for a simple audit of where the taxpayer money went.
When you ask a politician for a simple audit of where the taxpayer money went.
2 months ago
122
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. 😭
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
236
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
168
When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
1 year ago
288
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors 😂
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
305
When you're a genius but still want to play with blocks 🧠🔬🤣
When you're a genius but still want to play with blocks ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
205
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
326
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
236
When your little sister's Google search history gives you a heart attack 💀
When your little sister's Google search history gives you a heart attack ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
202