When you're a millennial mom trying to keep up with the latest trends while taking your baby for a stroll 😂
When you're a millennial mom trying to keep up with the latest trends while taking your baby for a stroll ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
Lazy level: Polar bear on a Sunday afternoon 🐻❄️
Lazy level: Polar bear on a Sunday afternoon ๐Ÿปโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
276
When your chemistry class starts and everyone thinks they're in a crime drama 🔬💥
When your chemistry class starts and everyone thinks they're in a crime drama ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
277
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
181
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny 🐰 😂
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
241
In the 90s, this was peak techwear. Now, if you wore this, you'd probably get arrested for looking sus. 😂
In the 90s, this was peak techwear. Now, if you wore this, you'd probably get arrested for looking sus. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
1 year ago
187
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. 🧬😂
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
224
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
1 year ago
227
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. 😂
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
1 year ago
234
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. 😂
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up 🔊😂
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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