When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐Ÿค” The tech world is a strange place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. 😬
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
199
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" 😂
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. 😵‍💫
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months ago
224
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. 😅
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
108
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. 😼
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. ๐Ÿ˜ผ
7 months ago
171
I can't believe this game exists.😂 It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.💩 I'm dying!🤣
I can't believe this game exists.๐Ÿ˜‚ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐Ÿ’ฉ I'm dying!๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
155
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
1 year ago
105
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
245
POV: you just dropped your AirPods in the mosh pit
1 year ago
190
When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. 🤣
When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
246
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble!  He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. 🤼🚦😂
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble! He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. ๐Ÿคผ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
87
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“œ
8 months ago
239