The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
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Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
394
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
1 year ago
250
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... 😂
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer 😂🏦⚽️ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆโšฝ๏ธ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
1 year ago
368
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. ✨🌴 #lalaland #realitycheck
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. โœจ๐ŸŒด #lalaland #realitycheck
1 year ago
278
Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
1 year ago
456
When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. 🧙
When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. ๐Ÿง™
1 year ago
208
When you're the hero Gotham deserves, but also the one they dance with.๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
457
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications 😈
Me after posting "Pineapple belongs on pizza" and turning off notifications ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
444
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. 🤔😂
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
320
Me trying to impress my crush by doing a wheelie: ๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
272
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
249
When 'Call Me Maybe' takes a disturbingly dark historical turn. 😳🚫
When 'Call Me Maybe' takes a disturbingly dark historical turn. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
271
When life is ruff so you meow it off 😹📺
When life is ruff so you meow it off ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
302