Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
1 year ago
118
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
Me trying to understand recursion
Me trying to understand recursion
1 year ago
81
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders 😂.  I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐Ÿ˜‚. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
1 year ago
110
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ
6 months ago
157
When your teeth are getting more attention than your love life 😂🦷
When your teeth are getting more attention than your love life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
94
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things 😬
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
72
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
71
🍽️ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! 🇬🇧🤣
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
150
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
185
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies 😂
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes 😂
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124