When Bigfoot takes a day off and Tinyweener fills in! 👣🦶😂
When Bigfoot takes a day off and Tinyweener fills in! ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
397
When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! 🚀💪
When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
289
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake.  ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session?  🎄👾
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. โฌ†๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธSTART! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
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Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
Me pretending to care about what day it is 😂
Me pretending to care about what day it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
When you hit 88 mph and suddenly realize you forgot your bike helmets! 🚴‍♂️🕒💥
When you hit 88 mph and suddenly realize you forgot your bike helmets! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
214
When you think you're just on a cruise, but life throws a plot twist! 🚢🦈
When you think you're just on a cruise, but life throws a plot twist! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฆˆ
1 year ago
353
POV: you live in Ukraine and ordered McDonalds to be delivered by drone.
1 year ago
458
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
349
AI prioritizing GPUs over human safety? Sounds about right. 😅
AI prioritizing GPUs over human safety? Sounds about right. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
197
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
10 months ago
451
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits.
Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." 😂
Men: A complex Venn diagram of traits. Women: One giant overlapping circle of "bitch." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
291
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
When 'Couple Games' turn into 'Awkward Revelations' 😂🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️
When 'Couple Games' turn into 'Awkward Revelations' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
415
Me pretending to work while my manager is walking by ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301