My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
88
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. 💀
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
270
POV: You're going down in life, and still trying to hold it all together ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. 😂
Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
When political debates turn into a console war 🎮🗳️
When political debates turn into a console war ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
1 year ago
158
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. 😈
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
193
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
117
When she complains about the toilet seat being up, but her side of the sink looks like a Sephora exploded. The hypocrisy is real. 😂
When she complains about the toilet seat being up, but her side of the sink looks like a Sephora exploded. The hypocrisy is real. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
171
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! 😂
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
183
When you think you've met the one... but forgot to check under the hood! 🚗😅 #TravelSurprises
When you think you've met the one... but forgot to check under the hood! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜… #TravelSurprises
1 year ago
161
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. 🤔 #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. ๐Ÿค” #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
1 year ago
185
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 year ago
233
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
225
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? 🍁
Finally, a coding standard I can get behind, eh? ๐Ÿ
10 months ago
155
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. 🤔
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
164