When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
223
When you get so high you think someone else is making a move, but it's just your own hand. Peak party foul moment. 💀
When you get so high you think someone else is making a move, but it's just your own hand. Peak party foul moment. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
166
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses.  Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok 😂
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
270
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
1 year ago
233
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
1 year ago
394
"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
143
Fast track to heavenly bliss! 🚀👶✨
Fast track to heavenly bliss! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ
1 year ago
157
When your friend tries to fix your car with 80s movie logic 😂
When your friend tries to fix your car with 80s movie logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
221
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.🥕
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
252
When you're trying to teach your friend the latest TikTok dance, but they just don't get it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
1 year ago
182
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
294