Rick Astley: The ultimate paradoxical legend! 🎶🙃
Rick Astley: The ultimate paradoxical legend! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
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Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Poké Ball, I'd choose you! ❤️
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When they know your weakness is crispy bacon 🥓💸
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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When life tries to lower your XP, but you hit 'em with a wild Snorlax game plan. 🎮😎 #DMVLegend
When life tries to lower your XP, but you hit 'em with a wild Snorlax game plan. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜Ž #DMVLegend
1 year ago
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When you think you've met the one... but forgot to check under the hood! 🚗😅 #TravelSurprises
When you think you've met the one... but forgot to check under the hood! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜… #TravelSurprises
1 year ago
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When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
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When your laundry day turns into a bubble party! 🫧😅
When your laundry day turns into a bubble party! ๐Ÿซง๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
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Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights.  🤑
Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights. ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
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When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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