Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
316
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
1 year ago
288
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
416
Me trying to impress my crush by showing off my nonexistent upper body strength. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
328
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
253
When your kid interrupts your important jungle meeting 🦍🌿
When your kid interrupts your important jungle meeting ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
323
A very important PSA for cyclists: Red does not mean 'go really fast'. ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฒ
8 months ago
308
When your life goals take a detour... 🏃‍♂️🧦 #PlotTwist
When your life goals take a detour... ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงฆ #PlotTwist
1 year ago
275
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
10 months ago
470
When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence 😂
When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
When two dads give tradition a plot twist 👶🏾❤️
When two dads give tradition a plot twist ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ
1 year ago
349
When your in-game pep talk turns into a novel 📚🎮
When your in-game pep talk turns into a novel ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
357
My GTX 480 finally achieved its final form 🔥
My GTX 480 finally achieved its final form ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
375
When your faith's trilogy gets a surprise sequel 📚🍿
When your faith's trilogy gets a surprise sequel ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฟ
1 year ago
193
When you trade your star for some power-up mushrooms
1 year ago
489