Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
176
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️📚😂
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll 😂
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? 😬
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
116
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
85
iDare you to find a more purrfect use for this vintage iMac 😹
iDare you to find a more purrfect use for this vintage iMac ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
139
When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
11 months ago
90
POV: You are an electron traveling through the power grid after someone turns on their electric toothbrush
1 year ago
88
🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
130
When you see your crush๐Ÿ˜ walking by and you gotta show off ๐Ÿ˜Ž those BMX skills. Hope she appreciates a near-death experience.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
103
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
87
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
When you are losing and suddenly remember you have acting classes after the match ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. 🎸
The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. ๐ŸŽธ
6 months ago
162
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
60