Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐
1 year ago
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"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
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Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐ฌ
7 months ago
230
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐
1 year ago
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When your family tree looks more like a straight line ๐
1 year ago
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Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐ฅ
1 year ago
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When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐๐ค
1 year ago
90
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐ญ๐
1 year ago
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When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination ๐ฌ๐งพ
1 year ago
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Me and my friends getting ready for the party ๐
1 year ago
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When your creativity gets cut short โ๏ธ๐ฑ
1 year ago
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I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐
1 year ago
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Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. ๐ค
9 months ago
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๐ค If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐ฑ