Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in 😂
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
96
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
90
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. 😬
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
230
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
When your family tree looks more like a straight line 😂
When your family tree looks more like a straight line ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
163
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
90
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination 😬🧾
When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงพ
1 year ago
235
Me and my friends getting ready for the party ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
When your creativity gets cut short ✂️😱
When your creativity gets cut short โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
137
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
221
Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. 🤔
Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
249
🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
177