When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me 💅'
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me ๐Ÿ’…'
1 year ago
344
When the irony hits harder than a history book 📚😅
When the irony hits harder than a history book ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
299
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
382
Me trying to understand recursion
Me trying to understand recursion
1 year ago
244
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice 😂
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
A public service announcement for the GOP: your spine has been located and is ready for pickup.
A public service announcement for the GOP: your spine has been located and is ready for pickup.
7 months ago
393
When your brain turns into the ultimate multitasking browser 🤯🎶 #RelatableBrainJam
When your brain turns into the ultimate multitasking browser ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽถ #RelatableBrainJam
1 year ago
413
🍽️ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! 🇬🇧🤣
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ When breakfast gets political: Introducing the most controversial morning meal! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
390
EA slowly evolving into its final form.
EA slowly evolving into its final form.
1 year ago
318
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! 🌌😂
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
526
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
167
When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
1 year ago
342
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
1 year ago
319
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: 💅
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
218