To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
110
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend 😂
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' 😂
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
119
When you accidentally say "It's a wrap" instead of "It's a trap" and everyone gives you the side-eye 😂 Admiral Snack-bar anyone? 🌯
When you accidentally say "It's a wrap" instead of "It's a trap" and everyone gives you the side-eye ๐Ÿ˜‚ Admiral Snack-bar anyone? ๐ŸŒฏ
1 year ago
141
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
1 year ago
172
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. 🐴🚲
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿšฒ
1 year ago
77
When your chemistry class starts and everyone thinks they're in a crime drama 🔬💥
When your chemistry class starts and everyone thinks they're in a crime drama ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
144
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
1 year ago
118
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
148
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
105
When your friend says he's taken some karate classes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. 
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
127
When your morning brew comes with a side of internet legend and a dash of 'covfefe' chaos ☕🐸
When your morning brew comes with a side of internet legend and a dash of 'covfefe' chaos โ˜•๐Ÿธ
10 months ago
139
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
1 year ago
99