When you’re a T-Rex and remember you skipped leg day
When youโ€™re a T-Rex and remember you skipped leg day
1 year ago
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Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
205
Me pretending to work while my manager is walking by ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. 😂
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
When you and your friends decide to recreate the iconic Titanic scene, but on a smaller budget. 😂
When you and your friends decide to recreate the iconic Titanic scene, but on a smaller budget. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
When life gives you water bottles, defy gravity! 💪💦
When life gives you water bottles, defy gravity! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
157
When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show 😂
When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
1 year ago
176
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
154
When your weekend plans are more 'block' than 'basic' 🤖🔗 #LEGOmasochists
When your weekend plans are more 'block' than 'basic' ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”— #LEGOmasochists
1 year ago
182
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment 🍃🥷
When you match couple costumes with your partner but they don't get the assignment ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฅท
1 year ago
190
Scientific data confirms India's status as a global superpower. The world is not ready. 💩🌊
Scientific data confirms India's status as a global superpower. The world is not ready. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒŠ
5 months ago
185
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
206
The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. 🎸
The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. ๐ŸŽธ
7 months ago
242