Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted 😈
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
200
Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day 😂
Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! 🍩💉😷
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜ท
11 months ago
141
Enjoy Capitalism™ - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
1 year ago
226
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
229
When she's the only dessert you need 😂
When she's the only dessert you need ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. 🧠♿️
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
10 months ago
232
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
257
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
When your friend doesn't understand the concept of butt stuff 😂
When your friend doesn't understand the concept of butt stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
181
👗 Women see style, men see... well, you know! 😏
๐Ÿ‘— Women see style, men see... well, you know! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
239
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. 😵‍💫
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months ago
224
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like 🤨
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
118